Character List

Scrubs - She just moved in. So far we have no beef with her. She's in the medical field - best to keep her on our side anyway.

Beach Babe - Scrubs roommate. Yup. That's about it. We know nothing about her. Except that she borrows things and never returns them.

Too Cool for School - Study study study. And spy spy spy.

Crazy Hippy - Too Cool for School's Roommate. Some may think she's a lesbian - but she's not.

Mean Smoker Chick - She smokes like a dog. And she tends to have random men over - a different one each time. Maybe she's mean, maybe she's anti-social, maybe we just intimidate her. Maybe we'll never know.

Missing Roommate - Mean Smoker Chick's roommate. I've seen her once. Seriously.

Five O'Clock Cig Boy - He works like clock work. Cig after work, cig after dinner, cig before bed, and one in between.

Jefe - Five O'Clock Cig Boy's Roommate. He opts for the more "natural" cig. If you get my drift.

Girl with the Boyfriend - She's quiet. She's a dancer? Maybe? Sure. We'll just say she is. Oh, and if you haven't already realized, her boyfriend is over ALL the time.

Third Wheel - Girl with the Boyfriend's roommate. We don't actually know anything about her. We've seen her once. Going for a run after a night of booze.

The Suit - Leaves at 7:40am every day, works on Saturdays, but drinks like a dog. And his friends will hit on anything with tits. Including apes.

The Tool Box -Suit's roommate. He's really not a tool. Or actually, maybe he is. But in a good way. He's nice.

Sorry, I Got High Last Night - Enough said? I think so. He has a thing for plants.

Suspicious Surfer - Sorry, I Got High Last Night's Roommate. He's also known as the apartment watchdog.

Sports Dude - He just moved in. He may live alone, he may not. Only time will tell.

Couch - We don't actually know if he exists. We just assume Sports Dude has a roommate, in which case we figured Couch would be an appropriate name.

On the Road Again - To be determined (Names may change as developments arise.)

Christmas Carol - To be determined (Names may change as developments arise.)

Raspy Voice - My god she's loud. And she gets really dressed up for work. It must take her forever to get ready every morning.

Stringer -Raspy Voice's roommate. He's got great taste in music. Plays the guitar.

Run Man - Not to be confused with Rain Man. Keeps to himself. Likes to run obviously. He's very friendly. But could quite possibly be considered a loner.

Neither Here Nor There - Run Man's roommate. He's never here. Or maybe he is, and he stays in his room. We're not sure.

Vino Extraordinaire 1 - Loves having friends over for wine night. Probably had trouble in school when her teacher asked her to use her "6-inch voice."

Vino Extraordinaire 2 - We really don't know the difference between her and her roommate, Vino Extraordinaire 1. But we do know that they are indeed different people.

Be patient. Character development is coming. Promise.