Saturday Night Fever

Setting the Scene: About an hour earlier Beach Babe had gone out for dinner and the typical Saturday Night fun. Her roommate, Scrubs, had her mom visiting. And her boyfriend. And her sister. And god knows who else. A wholesome family affair. Crazy Hippy had just hung her laundry out to dry on her balcony - I swear she's never heard of a dryer. The party crew had congregated downstairs, I presume around the beer pong table. That's usually their location of choice.

So here I was, sitting on my couch. (Lights off of course, I couldn't give up my whereabouts to the crew, aka the neighbors). When out popped a mysterious female from Jefe/5 O'Clock Cig Boy's apartment. Much to the enjoyment of the party crew. The cheering, clapping, woo-wooing lasted at least 2 whole minutes. She made a few indecipherable comments (one about small equipment) jumped over the railing on to Mean Smoker Chicks balcony, jumped over the railing on to Crazy Hippy's balcony, then jumped over the railing on to Scrub's balcony. Then she disappeared.

Hmm, I thought. That's interesting. I thought Beach Babe left. And it couldn't have been Scrubs, her boyfriend's here. And her mom. And her sister. And God knows who else. Then out walked 5 O'Clock Cig Boy. Shirtless as usual. He lit his cigarette and leaned over his balcony. Oh man! Beach Babe must be sleeping with 5 O'Clock Cig Boy! Thank god - things are finally starting to get exciting around here. (Yes, I just completely assumed it was beach babe. Who else could it have been?)

Just when I thought I had it figured out, out popped another mysterious (dude this time) from Cig Boy's apartment. He jumped over the railing to Mean Smoker Chick's balcony, jumped over the railing to Crazy Hippy's balcony, and jumped over the railing to Beach Babe's apartment.

?????? Completely stumped now. Is he sleeping with both of them? Where the two mysterious folks sleeping together in 5 O'Clock Cig Boys apartment? Or are they really that boring that there was no sleeping involved at all? But even more importantly...who were the mysterious couple? And why did they disappear in to Scrubs/Beach Babe's apartment is they were both supposed to be gone?

And the games begin...